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My sister Terry is a prankster, or if you'd rather, a 'joker"! She's been this way since she was little. I thought that since she's been "stealing" my 'articles' on angels, I'd do the same to her.........LOL! Here are some of her jokes:
1. Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water!
2. I'm not weird, I'm gifted!
3. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
4. Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest; oppss! Just joking.............ok? lol, lol, lol.
5. Trying is the first step to failure!
7. Fat people are harder to kidnap! he he he he he!
8. Don't drink water, fishes have sex in it!
9. Don't steal, the government hates competition!!!
10. The world would be a much better place, if people didn't exist.............huh???? hahahahaha!
Laughter is good for the soul, food is good for health, sports are good for the body, but sex is only good 'for everything'!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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i didn't knew it was your sister 